The NEW Adventure of Hairy Poter

Well.... I actually thought of the latest Hairy Poter show while i was shiiting in the toilet this afternoon. How cum so many ppl like to watch tat movie huh? Izzit really damn gd? I onli watched the first 2 series then i totally give up on it. LOL..... No Offence man! I noe tat there r many other ppl who r crazy over that hairy boy with his small little wand. LOL... I dun gif a damn! So, in order to follow the "trend", i came out with my own Hairy Poter adventure. Let mi show u folks some pics...

Hahaha.... Hows the pic? Hope u folks enjoy my craps! I noe many ppl will commet tat i am too bo liao. But think of it this way, not everyone is able to come out with such ideas and concepts sia! Dun envy mi. =)

Belly Builder Course - Aftermath

Was rather busy with work for the past 2 days. New container haf juz arrived so haf to call up customers to fix a delivery date. They r all so hungry for their new funitures man. Haf been recieving so many calls frm customers tat why they havent recieved their goods. Really damn stress sia. Dun they noe tat there is something call "delay"? Furthermore European countries tat side are having summer holidays now man. Sure gt cock up one! Lucky the container arrive b4 i go for my leave. I cant imagine tat if i leave the tasks for Lawrence n Julie. Guess they will all curse mi like hell. LOL.

Now wat i hope is tat those furniture will b in very gd condition. "Por bi" tat none of the customers will reject and complain sia. If not, more headaches! (i dun wan to recieve complain calls when i'm in HK sia!)

Well. Toking abt my HK trip, it is juz 8 days away. Very soon man. Did discuss briefly with youjie during our supper session on Tuesday nite. Discussed abt how much money we bringing, how many underwears to bring, which KTV to go, which mamasan to find. Hahahaha. Crap lah. We are gd boys man! Yet to comfirm some of the stuffs so haf to tok to him abt it again. Guess it will b a great trip cos we r all crazy ppls! Not missing our darren eventhough he is taking a later flight. It doesnt matter bra! Fun will onli start when the 6 of us meet up @ night!

Some fotos taken during our supper session (Belly Builder Course) @ Newton on Tuesday nite.

Youjie and Ben. Can see the skin colour different? Hahhaa. I think someone gonna squeeze my balls!! But we really get "whiter" after we ORD sia.

My DY, Ah Pang and me (2 satyrs). Forever so matching. Team Alpha leh. Dun pray pray. Where to find a team whereby 2 team leaders came back together from mission and shivered in bed together (puke some more)? We set the standard man!

Aftermath - Onli left with few pcs of onions and some half cooked oysters. All thanx to the osyters man! Ah pang LAO-ed for the whole day. By the way, all the 4 of us ate those osyters but how cum onli he gana? Bra, u r weak sia!

Wat a week!

Wah.. Now then i noe tat i haf not been blogging for almost a week. No wonder some of my loyal readers are making complains on my tag board man! So sorry abt tat. I was abit busy with work. Business wasnt tat great from starting of the month. Luckily it shot up on last weekend. LOL. Cold sweat sia. Managed to cover the low sales period. all thankz tothe newspaper advertisement which lawrence put up on las Saturday. If not for that, we will be grazing grass next month. No joke!

Ok. Tats enough abt work. Dun noe whether its coincidence or wat, another happen thing happen to mi on ast Saturday nite. Tats was, i was presented m first parking offence! Glad tat i m no longer a virgin in parking offences. Damn! Was going for a move with dear @ Amk Hub.


I noe u all will ask " why u nvr park in Amk Hub sia? " .....

U noe why? Cos i shiok mah! Damn! @!#@$#%$#%^$^%$!!!!!!


Its all my fault lah. At first i thought tat it was quite late already and somemore i recce the place and found out tat many ppl oso nvr put coupons. So Ando see, Ando do lor... In the end ganna a 30bucks fine. Wat to do? Treat it as a lesson then. Lucky tat this offence wont deduct any of points. Heng sia, mi new bird, onli 12 points this yr man! Tor long tor long sia!

Thought tat can save money on transport if i drive out for a late movie. who noes tat end up paying more~ LoL~ Not worth it rite? Bo bian. Its my stupid mistake so i haf to admit. No more next time. I haf aready bought another coupon booklet juz to stand by tat i will run out of it. Any way i still prefer those cash card carkpark. Much more convenient and ppl wont haf the chance to "cheat" the authorities. Win Win situation, gd rite?


Toking abt the movie session last Saturday with dear, we watched the new show, not "Hairy Poter" but "Vacancy". Vacancy was so called a thrill & horror movie. It is someting similar to the movie "Hitcher". It was abt a couple whose vehiclebroke dwn on the highway late in the night so they haf no choice but to stay over nite at the near by motel. (Quite kinky rite? LOL) Tats when all the killing part came in. Personally i like the part where the couple watched the video tapes in their bedroom (nowaday still gt ppl watch VEEEEDEO tape meh?) Its really made mi haf abit of cold sweat.


Imagine tat u and ur love one are watching tape in a room whereby the video is abt a rape + murder case n the worst ting is tat the whole crime actually take place in the same room where u all r staying in! Nap rite? Interesting man! Eventhough "Vacancy" is rated as a Grade B production, i enjoyed it man! I think Hairy Poter oso no fight. Its too boring! Saved money lah, dun pay 9bucks to see tat hairy kid play with his so called magic ward lah! Kaoz!



Alright. Enough of movie liao. Tonite will b happy hour after work! Meeting with my braz for supper session @ Newton. Quite long time since we last gather for a tok cock session. Strictly Men's talk tonite man! Juz hope tat it wont rain tonite then everything will go well. Shall update with pics again if there are. LOL.

Take care folks!

Laziness Is my Happiness

Haf not been blogging for the past few days. Well, not tat i was too busy with work, the truth is tat i was busy with food and slacking. LOL. Hahha.

Yestaerday was my wkend off for the month. I was happy tat i did something meaningful for the day. I managed to go dwn to CPF Board ALONE early in the morning despite it was a Saturday when i can roll in bed till late . Went dwn to the branch @ Bishan to settle for my education loan which i took when i was studying in my poly. Was really turned off by the female staff who served mi ! Damn! I told her tat i wan to noe whether i can pay the rest of my loan in one whole lum sum on the spot but she juz gave mi a form to fill and walked away without telling mi wat to do. WTF!!! I already haf that form sia so wats the purpose? I was there to pay up man! Wan to give money but she dun wan? KNN! this type of ppl really hinder the earth to revolve sia!

However, i managed to get hold of another guy staff who taught mi wat to do. He told me tat i can onli pay by giving them a cashier order together with tat form. No choice lor. So i quickly went to the nearest bank to pay for a cashier order. In the end i managed to hand in everything to him. Asked him to check properly cos i dun wan to go back there again. He said tat CPF Board will take 2 wks to process it and deduct frm my bank. Thanx dude! I hope tat everything will go well so i no need to pay monthly frm next month onwards! Finally i cleared my debt!

Other meaningful thing tat i did was to bring dear and her mum for dinner in the evening. It was auntie's birthday so dear and mi decided to treat her a great feast @ a well known chinese resturant. Hahaha. Its was really a great feast man! 3 fellows ate up to $160. Nap!


Yes. Tml will be my off day again. LOL. Dun envy. And dun curse mi oso. Will be another car viewing session with dad @ Suzuki showroom tml noon if time persist. Dear will b happy to go along if she is not working. Dun worry , i will grap the lastest Swift catalog for u. Hehehe. Juz wait patiently ba. Now its onli the choosing of colour. Its either blue or dark grey. Or mayb ur favourite white. Who noes? Wahahaha... Update tml then. Time to pack up and go home sia!!!

Bye~

Tivoli Platinum Series Model One AM/FM Table Radio in Piano Black

Hei Folks!

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- Out For Drive -

Finally i haf my off day after such a tiring week! It is a lazy monday morning sia. Sleep till 10am until dad wake mi up to go pick my bro from his camp. Of cos, i drove to Changi Naval Base with my dad n my MUM. LOL...

We went for a simple lunch after tat at AMK. Bought my 4D after meal so no need to worry tat i will forget to buy. Hehehe. Tonite still gt TOTO sia! Wahaha... Anyway, the highlight for the day onli take place after lunch. We went to the Subaru showroom @ TPY for some viewing cos i was keen in one design over there.

Let mi post some pics for better understanding :

Subaru R1


Subaru R2

Yes my folks. There are all tiny small car. Onli 600cc+. Cant run fast with its highest speed of 140km/hr. LOL. Personally i prefer the R1. A 3 doors tiny car with very limited space inside. There r 2 back seats at the back but.... Trust me, u wont wan to sit behind! The spacre is really too small. My mum says tat the back space is onli enough to but 2 doggies behind but not human beings! LOL. I ganna scolded selfish for liking tat car! DAMN !@@##@#$$#

As for the R2, it is slightly more spacious of its additional 2 doors. But it looks very odd to me! I juz dun like the front look. Look like a Honda jazz front the front. The back is even worse gt it looks like it haf a bigh fat ass! LOL.

However the FC for both car is really very friendly. That salesman said tat full tank is ard 30 litre whereby u onli need to top up twice a month. Hmmm.. I dun take that as a point as it might not be true for ppl who drive daily. Another plus point is the road tax. Cost les than 500 bucks each yr. Far Far more cheaper than a MINI. Overall R1 is a suitable for someone who need a car to drive ard easily, not for those who wan to race or perform. R1 will fit the bill of a new driver like mi, Its juz becos of the "selfish" which my mum said. Hahaha. Shall short list another few more cars before making the decision.

I shall stop here. Gonna wash up and prepare to fetch dear for dinner. Bye folks!

Dun Shout or Scream pls! Relax~

Ok, guys and gers. Juz spare mi 6 mins of ur time to listen to the music i juz posted. I noe there will b ppl who will say :

"Damn! How cum Ah Tan listen to this type of music sia? Ah Beng turn over a new leaf ar? "

Its not true..This song is actually very relaxing. Sexy oso. Try listen to it while u close ur eyes and relax on ur chair..... Finish the whole song man! Dun click on the small "x" on top...

Cool?

I simply like this song. =)

Saturday Nite Supper

Well, i am still in the showroom waiting to pack up and go. Still left with 45mins to go. Once again i am working full shift today and so is tml. Hahaha. Alone in Showroom is really terrible. Lucky tat today is a saturday whereby there were more walk-ins in the afternoon. Onli manage to sell one recliner today. Haiz.. When can i get back my supper selling streak again!??!?! Haf to wait till September i guess. This month is gone due to the increase of GST. August will b doomed oso as its will be the Chinese Hungry Ghost lunar month. Not many ppl will purchase furniture in that month. Lets pray for the best!!


Anyway, will be meeting dear later. Haf to go home to wash up first then drive to fetch her from her place. Going to haf some pratas for supper. Mayb go Thomson or Jalan Kayu. Not too far away. Enough of food, i am getting hungry man! Hahaha. Gonna log out soon. Can start my packing up liao~

Bye~

Transformers - MINI In The Sky !

Juz came back frm the movie "Transformers" with dear. Well, it was a great show as we got to see robots fighting in the air and wrestling on land !! Very entertaining indeed. To me, the show was trying to tell we human beings that eventhough the Transformers are so huge and powerful, they still need to depend on us (tiny little ants) when they are in some difficult situations. Sound not very logic hor? Hahaha. Its juz a movie anyway. So we can conclude that the winners not really are those BIG ONES everytime. Its was the first time i saw a robot pee (while standing somemore!) !!!! Errr... They onli come in male version ar? No female version? That will be so sad! Life as a robot is so mono!

Throughout the show, i keep asking myself how come there are no MINIs that can transform into power Transformers? Izzit tat MINIS are really tat tiny? Or izzit tat they onli haf 2 doors so their weapons will be very limted? LOL.... Rubbish! U never heard of "瘦瘦一只骨 功夫看不出" ???

@#$$%$#@ !!!!!


Let mi show u how a MINI-transformer will look like !

CheckMate Version?

Or England Flag version?

Or even the America Flag version?






Sorry folks.. No Sillypore Version.

Anyway, it was really a enjoyable show to watch on a friday nite. Guess i haf completed all those "Must Watch" movie so far. Mayb we shd watch the Korean show by Shu Qi on monday. Hehehe.. Chio Bu so haf to 捧捧场 !!!

Thats all folks. Wait for my next review man!

Transformers - MINI In The Sky !

Bored To the MAX!

Bored... Really damn bored. This is the 2nd day whereby i am alone in the show room. Less than 5 ppls walk in per day. Haha. Can u imagine how bad izzit rite? The power of the number "7" (7% GST) is really damn powerful. Tired of surfing online, tired of playing my psp. No ppl to talk to somemore. Haf to talk to myself in the show room. Can u imagine how bored i am ? Now i am waiting for my break @ 1700hr cos at least i can go out and haf a walk.

Hope tat dear will cum dwn later at least i gt ppl to tok to. Hahaha. The show room seem to b very cold eventhough i am wearing a blazzer now. Mayb too few ppl walk in ba. LOL. Lucky i haf a pot of hot chinese tea with mi. Hehehe. Drink hot tea while blogging! NAP! Dun envy mi sia! Wait till u bcome so bored then u will noe the feeling man!

Prawn Mee + Durians + Austin

Well.... juz came back from my weekly off day. Quite meaningful as got to drive on the public road after i got my driving license last week. Set forth from my house in my dad's new civic and not missing out the passengers : dad ,mum & bro (all very unwillingly to get in the car). Dad was quite confident in my driving however he was caught by my bro that he keep holding on to the handbar by the side! LOL. Guess he was even more excited than me! Driving on the road was quite relaxing for me as i dun feel stressful or nervous eventhough i was first time driving tat car. However mum was too scared that she actually brought 2 pillows and cover her face as i drive!



@@#%@#*&@#$% !!!!!



She said tat she shd haf taken some sleeping pills before the ride... Wat the...... But i proved her wrong man! Wahahha. I show her tat i am a safe driver during the journey.
My first stop was to David works Garage located @ Bedok industrial park to view tat 1978 Austin Mini (as in the pic on right ). It was near to 30 years old car but it is still as sweet as ever. I noe many ppl will say tat i am mad. Why get this scrap piece of metal when new cars are so cheap nowadays? Its the passion man. =) Anyway, i discard the idea of getting tat car cos the engine compartment was not really tat well mantained. Dad was there to advise that we can find one with better condition. Yes. I am not in a hurry so it shdnt b a problem. Juz take my time. (Dear muz be happy to noe tat i am not buying tat! =p)

Time for lunch. We went to kallang to haf the famous Prawn king noodles man! Weather was damn hot so haf to sweat like the tap as we ate. But still worth it lah. Mayb theyshd think of air conditioned the whole place. LOL. Can use that as a reason to increase the price oso! Cunning!

Due to the craving for durains, we went bugis street to get some gd durains as well as praying in the chinese temple there. Was rather crowded eventhough it was a monday. Bought some tibits oso (which i am munching them in show room now! )

It was a day to remember as it was the first time i drove my family ard. Too bad my another bro miss out the fun. Mayb i shall drive him out for pratas soon.

Alright.. I shall go for my break now. Toking about pratas make mi feel hungry sia!

Bye!

Hostel II

Starting of a new month again man! The start of many new things such as the 7% thingy. LoL. I guess not many people are concern abt that cos they are loded in their pockets. Anyway, i am 300 bucks richer today . U shd noe why. :)

Let mi share with u all a movie tat i haf watched weeks ago. I guess many ppl were familiar with the movie "Hostel". But i haf nvr watch it b4. Instead, i watched "Hostel II". This movie is not screen in sillypore yet and will onli be out in end july or august. Eventhough i haf never watched the part one b4, i gt no problem understanding the movie cos.........It is damn GROSS! Actually i dun care abt the storyline, its the scenes tat are much more entertaining in this movie!
Produced by Quentin Tarantino who is oso the master of my fav movie, "Kill bill". This uncle is really gd in producing such bloody and meaty show man! Meaty as in not those fat or muscule stars in the movie but the ways he presented tat how human meat can be tortured. (But there are quite a few of bimbos in the show) Sounds gross rite? Wait till u watch tat show then u noe the great impact. Of cos, this show will b "R" rated. So sorry for kids below 21.

Personally i haf watched "Kill Bill" part 1 & 2 for more than 10 times but i never sick of the movie! Hahaha. It juz like those freeks tat watch "Titanic" so many times. Mayb its the passion for the movie & the director. Scenes like blood splashing and arms or heads gana cut off are very common in the movie. Hahaha. I guess some ppl already wan to vomit now !

Anyway, its a resfreshing show to watch if u are tired of those "i love u, u love mi" type of movies. This movie will definitely be a special & remarkable one for u. =)

Always remember tat Revenge is not juz a funny thing, its a sweet thing oso. =)